I may have said this before: with some day’s reflections.

The Leatherman Comercial.

It would be essentially four scenes.

Scene 1
::Fade into::
A mountain meadow.

Huge pine trees every where.

Then the camera focuses in on the story unfolding.

It is a struggle between a mountain man, blue flannel wearing, bearded, with a Raccoon cap, fighting a brown bear.

Luckily he has his Leatherman multi tool.

He pulls out the blade and he charges the bear.

::Fade Out::

Scene 2

::close up of a man’s face.::

Nervous sweat drops down his face.

The camera then switches too a mess of wires and an LED clock counting down.

A voice breaks the tension.

“Ok Muhammad, cut the red wire.”

Then it focuses on Muhammad’s hands holding the leather man multi tool and clipping the red wire.

The LED clock freezes.

Muhammad let’s out a big sigh.

::Fade out::

Scene 3

::A Dentist Office::

The dentist smiles puts on his mask and says “Ok Mr. Anderson, Lets get those molars out.”

He looks at his table and notices his dental tools are all gone.

Mr. Anderson releases a yelp.

The dentist says “Don’t worry I have my Leather man!”

::Fade out::

Scene 4

Downward shot of a marked up slightly burn’t wood table.

A tattooed sleeve throws the leather man tool down on the table.

Focus in on the tool and impose the Leatherman logo.

With the phrase “Leatherman, for all life’s adventures.”

Then the Honda commercial. I may have missed the market on this one. So bare with me. Anyone can make a new car look good, especially now with computer graphics. The real art is taking an old car and selling another characteristic of car ownership.

::Fade into a suburban bedroom::

A loud crash of broken glass breaks the silence.

Jostled out of bed a man runs to see what the commotion is about.

He sees a bizarre and estranged man staring back at him from his own living room. He runs back into his room and locks the door.

The walls erupt with multitudes of fists pounding on them.

It is then that the main protagonist realizes he left his brand new truck keys on the kitchen table which he can’t access now.

He scrambles over to his night stand and shuffles through some drawers till he finds a beat up key ring.

With that he makes an exit by jumping through his window towards a car covered in a torn up tarp.

A horde of delusional people are now chasing him.

He runs to the car rips open the door and throws himself in the seat.

The key scratches against the old plastic until it slides into the slot.

With a twist of the wrist, you hear the old motor start right up. The dashboard is full of check engine lights.

The wheels slide forward ripping the tarp off and running over one of his pursuers.

He safely makes his exit.

::Fade out::

Choose Reliability.

Choose Honda.

Fin.

Obviously the antagonist are supposed to be zombies, but the walking dead just opened with their lowest ratings ever. So that ship may have sailed. As for the loyalty for to Honda it is not concrete, could easily be replaced by Toyota, or the right company.

I am having a terrible time at things. I have been rereading a lot of the old things I have written. Sometimes I want to vomit. What scares me the most is exactly what is happening right now. My mind and my paths towards becoming me, have lead me down a repetitive soundtrack of my own overplayed ideas.

The facade of knowitallness quickly followed by the I am an innovator hear me roar. I was writing to hear myself talk. Words poured fourth from my mind to find that I am neither hard working or talented. A captain of a thousand voyages that never sailed because I quit them too early, or didn’t know how to proceed, or was too lazy.

Now with my little project on top of the hill. I feel like I might have a way out. The thing that causes me concern is the complexity of my contraption. Just when it seems like I am close to creating a smooth operating exercise machine. A new bug comes up. Well yes and no. I have had a supply line problem, but now I need to find a solution. Seems I have been stalling lately. I did paint it up. Which makes it more presentable and hides some big flaws. I still need to buckle up some corners and get a roof on it.

Found my story today.

So my youtube channel/brand will be halfstrongTschmidt, on my journey to full sterkker.